You Are 100% Extrovert, 0% Introvert

You are as outgoing as they come The life of the party, you're friends with everyone You're a people person, and you are quite the entertainer You love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously

ME?!
extrovert?!
AHEMAHEM
lex says its completely true... =.=

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Wei Xi is your soulmate. You truly love Song. You consider Sumei your true friend. You know that Hilary is always thinking of you. You'll remember Fiona for the rest of your life. You secretly think Diana is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that Amanda is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think that Lex is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that changes lovers faster than underwear. You secretly think is shy and nonconfrontational. And that has a hidden internet romance.

early in the morning
wake up
haiyo...
6:15!!
ZOMG
to meet the squashers
my bill gg to bao alr
sms the sec 1s so much :x
then met eveyrone
found out that
COMPULSARY TO PLAY IN THE WILSON JUNIOR OPEN
(@*$()*@)@^*_@(%)_@)#@%*_)$@
HOW???!!!
gj say i like ice-skater slide around the whole place
=.=
whatever lah
DIE LIAO
))):
then went to class
JULIE SKIPPED THE LAST DAY OF SKL!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
in sabbats
teacher was so pissed at us talking shit that she made us write our names down
then poor tricia and yixuan also even though they didnt talk
SORRY
then she put the class as 104
-.-'
got tch so dumb one meh?
crap soooooo much in class
teachers all HATE me
WHOOOHOO
we made fun of jess
SHE IS THE LAMEST PERSON ON EARTH
van was pronouncing eyebrow as eye - bro
cos of that gay malay teacher with the gay bimbo plucked eyebrows
which are DAMN GAY
anyway
she said eyebrow cos you EYING BROTHER MAH
=.=
LAMO
then van is the most random phototaker i have EVER met
take pic of shoe
and take pic look like holding the bus thingy
when there are no seats the thing you hold
she put her fingers there far away
make her fingers look very big
WTH
why my frens so lame one
haiyo...
i was EMO today (:
then those siao ppl cheer me up
<333 thankies besties

-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:i burnt my MARSHY
julie v.s chicken ! says:CAN HAUNT ME
julie v.s chicken ! says:..
julie v.s chicken ! says: clevery
julie v.s chicken ! says:haha ; p
julie v.s chicken ! says:I WANNA PLAY POKEMON!
julie v.s chicken ! says:WEEE~-'
Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:whatthehell
julie v.s chicken ! says:):
julie v.s chicken ! says:itsa fun!
julie v.s chicken ! says:i love pokemon ruby
julie v.s chicken ! says:LMAO
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:LOL
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:PIKACHU
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:<333
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:eh
julie v.s chicken ! says:i never made it to poke challenge before
julie v.s chicken ! says:so sad ):
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:you be pikachu i be raichu k?
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:even my bro did
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:=.=
julie v.s chicken ! says:LOL
julie v.s chicken ! says::x
julie v.s chicken ! says:i didnt know what u need to do@!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says: HAH
julie v.s chicken ! says:so i just walk around killing things lor!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:EH-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:PIKAHCU
julie v.s chicken ! says:actually
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:hor?
julie v.s chicken ! says:capturing them
julie v.s chicken ! says::x
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:I KNOW
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:FUN HOR
julie v.s chicken ! says:i was CHARMANDER
julie v.s chicken ! says:CHARR CHARR!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:<3 bulbasaur
julie v.s chicken ! says:YEHSH!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:<3 SQUIRTLE
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:WOOTS
julie v.s chicken ! says:LMAO
julie v.s chicken ! says:i think
julie v.s chicken ! says:you're nuts.
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:bulbasaur UGGLY
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:so are you
julie v.s chicken ! says:no
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:=.=
julie v.s chicken ! says:SO CUTE
julie v.s chicken ! says:NAH
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:PLS LAH
julie v.s chicken ! says:im GUAI!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:SQUIRTLE ALLL THE WAY
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:you guai
julie v.s chicken ! says:DUNWAN
julie v.s chicken ! says:CHARMANDER!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:no more pai ppl on earth
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:ok lah
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:you charmander i squirtle k?
julie v.s chicken ! says:dunwan!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:whyyyyyyyy
julie v.s chicken ! says:i dunwan pokemon
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:then?
julie v.s chicken ! says:i wanna be a pancake!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:OKOK
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:then i what ah?
julie v.s chicken ! says:o;
julie v.s chicken ! says:dunno
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:butbutbut
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:MAKE ONE FOR MEEEEEEE
julie v.s chicken ! says:okayj
ulie v.s chicken ! says:bimbo
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:nah
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:you can be that
julie v.s chicken ! says:NO
julie v.s chicken ! says:muffin!
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:haha OK
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:<3 muffin and pancake k?
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:our 'hearts' forever together as one
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:haha
-' Xingying '// LALALL JULIE I CANT HEAR YOU says:LOSER
world of chicken-ness! ilovepancake <3 says:WHAT!
world of chicken-ness! ilovepancake <3 says:pancake nice!
world of chicken-ness! ilovepancake <3 says:i wanna jio him :x
as you can see... julie and i are a bit... of today...
got les-ed by sumei SO MUCH
and i have found out
that evie is the bimbo-est person on EARTH
ZOMG
and van is zilian queen
haiyo...
lame lah that woman
so zilian until I ALSO CANT BEAT
what sort of zilian partner is THAT
sheesh
and we went to kampong glam
so sian =.=
we went to buy prata
our turn
FINISH LERR
we had 30 mins break 15 mins spent queueing there
WTH!
chionged to another stall
then when we reached back
this SHUAI photographer
dman funny
van was in love with him
wanted to take pic
but cant be so obvious like that time SOMEONE took pic of JASON
HAHAHAHAH
then we pretend wanna take the shop
stand in front
julie took pic
aiya...
so... DESPO
van ah van tsktsk

I FEEL VIOLATED!!!
))) :
sumei KISSED ME
ZOMG (@&*$()*#@
GAHHH
malay sabbats ah...
SUMEI FELL IN LOVE WITH ANY GUY
she was like
OMG SO SHUAI
then find out it is a girl
she 'fell in love' with 20 diff guys
then they were all like...
70-80 yrs old or dead
=.=
what is wrong with my classmates?
sighhhhh
today fiona came over
CRAP SO MUCH
in folk art sabbats
DAMN IRRITATING
i wanted to slap her face
*)%*(#*%$()#$)@
then say
our group the most naughty...
OF COURSE LAH
sumei, tricia, yixuan, sara and i
stating the obvious lah
then sp
SUMEI AH SUMEI
there was these guys from dunno what skl
dared her to go up to them
and ask
WHAT SKL YOU FROM
but she too scared
haiyo.....
then walk by 3 times
the guys were like 0.o
LOSER

XU LAO SHI WE ALL MISS YOU LIKE HELL!! ))):
i actually cried leh...
gosh i am so EMO
sighh
SUMEI AND I HAD AN ICE CREAM CAKE FIGHT!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<3 sumei dear (:
julie and i were feeeding each other the cake
it was getting more and more disgusting looking as it melted.
and we decided to be nice and feed sumei
at the SAME TIME
so the ice cream went all over her mouth
and she SO NICELY cleaned it on my uniform
@$U*(!(@_*$@_4
then i so NICELY smeared some icrecream onto HER UNIFORM
HAHAHAHHAA
<3333 this is dedicated to MY DEAR SUMEI
pester me for so long
haixxxx
went for the CHINESE DEBATE
dman boring nia...
SOME flirt knows alot of hc guys AHEM SARA AHEM
NY WON RI!!!
too bad my dear ge ((:
<3 ok?
haha
then we went to give max (the flirt's friend) back his water bottle
that sara ah
SPRAY THE DAMN THING AT ME
sumei SUCKED on it leh
julie: NOW YOU HAVE SUMEI'S+MAX ESSENCE
dont need chicken essence alr
0__o
what is wrong with this world?
thanks SARA for coming back to ny with me to get my stuff <3
then went to watch spiderman3 again
so sian
my bro la
EHHHH why watch with other ppl never watch with MEEE then POC also )));
make me feel guilty
then i fell asleep
HARRY IS DAMN HOT CAN??!!!
OMGOMGOMOGMG
<3333
ytd was the last proper day of skl
((( :
SABBATS <3333
HAHA
I SUAN-ED YOU AGAIN GEGE

Today bao zhong zi
have found out i can NEVER BE A HOUSE WIFE
neither tricia nor i can ever cook (:
HAHAH
we shall be CAREER WOMEN
that camwhore tricia
took pic with our table and hers
<3 that stupid ac crazy BEGGER
we were crapping abt the caste system again
aiya that ENTERTAINER sumei
<33
Nan zhong quan
almost half the class ponned
tsktsk
so did i
shhhhhh
sumei was les-sing with julie
EEYER I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE AGAIN
she tried to les me
julie took a pic

looks dman worng
sumei and ju started 'kissing' the screen kind where not really touching
the tch was like
O__________________________o
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
why is my skl so les?
i am going to MISS XULAOSHI
gratz on getting scholarship
that sumei ah
cried cos she felt guilty for making her life hell
=.=
sheesh
))) :
wo hui yong yuan xiang ni xu lao shi! )) :

LALALA
to all the hc kukus
HAHA KENA OWN ((( :
dan's voice is GAY! :x
seriously
how blur can you ppl get =.=
aiya..
napfa
INCLINED PULL UP CAN BURN IN HELL
only IPU get D the rest all A
feel so WASTED
))) :
thanks bestie for 'comforting' me
<333

2ND POST IN ONE DAY! (:
julie and i TOTALLY messed with hc 2B!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
dan and i say ala likes julie
but julie sadly doesnt like him
adn starfush and ju says dan and i
but i dont like him
so we decided to mess with their heads
with chee shuan and bian he
and i think the entire class know le
that time they were trying to figure out girl or guy
8 diff numbers called....
so anyway
i told dan i like ala
and that julie likes him
julie told ala she likes dan
and i like ala
adn the rest if the ppl trying to figure out wth happened
ytd had joint convo
sf dan and i
then dan went off
i got wx to join in
he acted as my bf
damn retarded le
sf made him swear to prove he was a guy
EH WX LEARN HOW TO ACT BETTER LAH
acting like SHIT leh all of oyu guys
tsktsk
yeah
everyone is gg to kill us lerr
YB says dan shuai
dan say SF/ala shuai
ALL OF YOU PPL GAY AH

alot has happened these past few days
veyr lazy
mainly
GET DISTURBED BY SOME AHEMsian hc guysAHEM
stupid starfish
thanks you my deaer for helpiong me (:
SF GO JUMP LA
Hen you also not much better try to STEAL MY JULIE
eeyer
that woman very les le
kept hugging me
ART
julie trish and i were putting one arm around each other
sumei was sooooo JEALOUS
MUAHAHAHHAH
FPS
tch said I look like SUMEI
ZOMG
noooooooooooooo
janessa: INSULT YOU LEH XY
ytd
julie and starfish gang up on hen
crap so much
then later hen adn i on starfish
JULIE HAVE TO HELP ME LAH
and that hen ah never do anything one
get sms
sorry mum nagging i gtg le
=.=
you STUPID hc kukus
AHHH

to julie xie dan, sumei and SONG AHGONG:
I AM NOT A FLIRT
get that RIGHT
sumei ah sumei
SICK WOMAN
PFT
la lesson
alltercation
sick sumei sat on ***** slept **** s***** s**** s******
ZOMG
sick woman
my dear julie ah
STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT AIR PUMPS DMANIT
julie ah julie
you and STARFISH should get together
eh DANIEL
make me PAISEH!
):
make me disturb ju SOOO much
in the end dont even like
haizz
ju kept ...
nevermind
(:
if i say she will KILL me
:x
ytd
went out
adn the day b4
and on friday
as you can see
my mum isnt veyr happy
:X
and nice nice mr tiong
math stats poster
i say i iwll right
then ju ma and li laughed at me
say
YOU AH HANDWRITING SO GROSS
then i was like
mr tiong! my handwriting ok what
then he..
i shall not shang ni ruo xiao de xin
=.=

today in class
fell asleep in geog AND chem
):
got scolded by miss goh
" yuka could you please kiss xingying to wake up sleeping beauty."
=.=
haha
imagine yuka as prince charming
0.o
seriously
why are all my teachers so SARCASTIC?!
and eng
oral i got 27/30!
it pays when you are so full of crap that you come up with a whole load of shit
and in my LA group
we talk soooooooooooo much crap
irrelevent stuff
XD
then when tch ask, we make up some random shit
HAHA
<3 LA GROUP
and that RETAEDED SUMEI
got 20/30 0.o
wth
all my marks ah
die lerr
eng
one mark to A2!
AHHH
chi one mark to B3
see
i so XINTONG
GAH
i love you too my dear sumei
tmr going JCC
maybe see the CUTE TENNIS GUY
eh janessa
MINE HOR
jkjk
my mum thinks i am a total bimbo
gave up already
sad...
(:

GAH!
going to fail out of nanyang
damnit
);
hahahahha
I LOVE MY DARLINGS <3
thanks for always being there for me
<333
TRICIA AND YUKA
happy belated birthday! <333
tircia ah tricia
SOCK LINE AH
OMG
so...
0.o
went out with tricia, lihan, JUJU POO POO
watched Spiderman3 WITHOUT SONG
go cry about it
(:
haha
jkjk <3
ok la
so i am emo cry
DONT HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME HOR
*()@$*()&*!)@&@
stupid ppl
lihan : I think 174 CAN LA
TIHNK HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had to walk so far
julie wanted to go see ACSI
-.-'
cough FLIRT cough
ate at tanglin club
tricia is RICH
went to orchard
saw LIVY
omg
screamed
hugged
ok looked abit bimbo
but stilll..............
bought trish a YELLOW TEE
li han also have
ju and i also but in errr
pink/orange?
EGO SHIRT LA
had alot of fun
damn all of them
bus come so early
PANGESH ME LA
fine lor!
))):
today
ran the BEEPTEST
pfft
50 (;
i stopped right at my target
stupid trish kept saying that SHE GETS HARRY
MINE LOR
EEEYEERRRR!
julie got 30smth?
get SONG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
got our marks back
...
oh joy -.-'
and my DALRING sumei
come LES ME LA
EEYER
still love you la
JULIE IS SICK OMGOMGOMOGM
air pump???!!!!
when mrs lee said bubblegum balloons that time
OMG
JULIE AH JULIE
(&#*(@^$*(^!*(&#()&$#()&$()$@
sickass

history lesson ah...
had different social division classes...
i was the FARMER
with my dear EX JULIE(farmer DAN) and Nerice(farmer Ngiam)
we were very bored (:
then that sumei ah
was so happy that she "higher class" than us cos she is an ENTERTAINER
stupid marie is the PRIEST highest class
at first soilder than change
ROARRR
stupid woman
and got SNAKECHARMERS
WTH!
found out sumei was the LOWEST CLASS
the UNTOUCHABLES
Miss kuan says the untouchables were considered ...
FILTHY
DIRTY
so dirty that no one would touch them if not become UNCLEAN
HAHAHAH
STUPAD SUMEI
entertainers are prostitutes,bartop dancers... etc
dont wanna say more
:x
fits sumei very well hor?
<333
speaking of that IDIOT
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
came to my house
about 9:45 wanted to leave
then i being VERY NICE
ahem ahem
walked her out
then
the bus stop CANNOT
cos no bus goes to her house
thenwalked about 2KM!!!
takes TWENTY MINUTES TO GO THERE LEH
then she realised
EH
970 goes in
can actually take the one closer to my house
GAHHHH
)*&$*(@^$(@&#*
then took SO LONG TO COME
by the time i reach home
10:45
AHHHHHHHHHHHHh
stupid woman
I still <333 you k??
haha
damn you though

OMG JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going to kill both YOU AND SUMEI!!!
$&(!&#)(&#$*(!&#()*~28
Once upon a time, there lived an evil mutant bunny that came from the planet “Fluffyrabbity”. This evil mutant bunny was called Victor. Victor was King of Fluffyrabbity. One day, Victor was talking to his wife, evil mutant bunny Queen Porkhead: “I WANT TO CONQUER MORE LAND. PLANET WXY LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE! I’M GOING TO ASSEMBLY MY ARMY AND GO NOW!” Queen Porkhead was of course, very worried and started to beg her husband not to be in such a rush. “Dear, don’t you think you should wait awhile? Why don’t you let your army train more first?” She asked in a gentle tone. “WAIT? ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I’M WEAK? I HAVE THE STRONGEST PLANET IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY! DON’T YOU DOUBT ME PORKHEAD. GET OUT!” And so, Queen Porkhead had no choice but to leave the room. “GENERAL CHICKENCHOP! I WANT YOU TO GET MY ARMY READY. WE LEAVE AT EXACTLY 0630.” King Victor screamed. “Yes, your majesty.” At exactly 0630, crazy King Victor led his army and flew towards Planet WXY. “WE ARE HERE TO ATTACK YOU! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” King Victor shouted out as they neared the Planet. King Weixi and Queen Xingying stepped out onto the platform. “Ha ha ha.Nice to meet you again King Victor. With all due respect, I would ask you to leave now. I do not want to fight with you. My wife has just given birth to a baby, and we are all in joyous celebration.” King Weixi spoke. “BABY? CELEBRATION? I DON’T CARE! I WANT MORE LAND! MONEY! CLOTHES! EARRINGS! DIAMONDS. ARMY… ATTACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!” Mentally deformed King Victor shouted out. “WXY ARMY! ATTACK!”“Your Majesty, please, we must retreat now, King Weixi’s army is too strong!” King Victor’s general Chickenchop pleaded helplessly. “NONSENSE! WE’RE NEARLY WINNING YOU STUPID CHICKENCHOP! DO SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THE FIGHT!”After a mere 1 hour, King Victor’s army was defeated, and he himself was slain by the General from King Weixi’s army, General Songyangy. “SUCH a pity. This is was happens to evil bunnies that are too proud of themselves.”THE END.



HUH???!!!!
OMGOMGOMG
and SUMEI'S AH



Once upon a time, long long ago, in a country called Timtakhow, there was this poor village called Juju. Juju was named after a penniless samsui woman called Julie Poo. After Julie Poo died, the village was since named Juju(Julie Poo’s nickname) to remind the fellow villagers of Juju the painful lesson Julie Poo learnt as a result of Pride. Well, it all started like this. The village was in need of workers but could not afford to pay them a monthly wage. So, there was this competition where the villagers compete to give birth to free babies and sell them off each at $5. In addition, the woman who gave birth to the most babies could get an additional $150 with regards to the $5 per baby. The deadline given was 10 years as each baby needed to be in the woman’s stomach for 9 months. The response for this competition was marvelous as everyone in this village was poor. Of course, Julie Poo and her husband, Ben Tay signed up as well. After giving birth to a son who was given away to stay at the Government’s Office on the day he was born, the couple started trying for another. Now, they were leading. As Lex Tay Wei Xi, was born premature, staying only for 4 months in Julie Poo’s womb. After a week, Julie Poo became pregnant again, this time, with a girl which they prepared to name Yuka Tay Xing Ying. One day, after being pregnant with Yuka Tay for 2 months, while walking around with pride along the streets of Juju, there was this man Shawn Teo who was jealous that Julie Poo was winning the competition. He decided to grab this opportunity and make Julie Poo die. He scurried along with his bicycle and collected speed as he went. He knocked Julie Poo down and Julie Poo was experiencing a miscarriage. A midwife soon came to Julie Poo’s aid and Julie Poo died of overloss of blood. And the foetus Yuka Tay, was left inside Julie Poo’s womb, forever.Well, Julie Poo can be said as the seed, and Yuka and Lex can be the 2 vines. Life are Yuka and Lex, and death, Julie Poo. They died because of Pride.

I GIVE UP ON THESE PPL!

was VERY BORED went to the love calculator
Ho Song Yang <3 Julie Xie Dan
99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGM