XINGYING <3 5.03.2007
OMG JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going to kill both YOU AND SUMEI!!!
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Once upon a time, there lived an evil mutant bunny that came from the planet “Fluffyrabbity”. This evil mutant bunny was called Victor. Victor was King of Fluffyrabbity. One day, Victor was talking to his wife, evil mutant bunny Queen Porkhead: “I WANT TO CONQUER MORE LAND. PLANET WXY LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT PLACE! I’M GOING TO ASSEMBLY MY ARMY AND GO NOW!” Queen Porkhead was of course, very worried and started to beg her husband not to be in such a rush. “Dear, don’t you think you should wait awhile? Why don’t you let your army train more first?” She asked in a gentle tone. “WAIT? ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I’M WEAK? I HAVE THE STRONGEST PLANET IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY! DON’T YOU DOUBT ME PORKHEAD. GET OUT!” And so, Queen Porkhead had no choice but to leave the room. “GENERAL CHICKENCHOP! I WANT YOU TO GET MY ARMY READY. WE LEAVE AT EXACTLY 0630.” King Victor screamed. “Yes, your majesty.” At exactly 0630, crazy King Victor led his army and flew towards Planet WXY. “WE ARE HERE TO ATTACK YOU! SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” King Victor shouted out as they neared the Planet. King Weixi and Queen Xingying stepped out onto the platform. “Ha ha ha.Nice to meet you again King Victor. With all due respect, I would ask you to leave now. I do not want to fight with you. My wife has just given birth to a baby, and we are all in joyous celebration.” King Weixi spoke. “BABY? CELEBRATION? I DON’T CARE! I WANT MORE LAND! MONEY! CLOTHES! EARRINGS! DIAMONDS. ARMY… ATTACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!” Mentally deformed King Victor shouted out. “WXY ARMY! ATTACK!”“Your Majesty, please, we must retreat now, King Weixi’s army is too strong!” King Victor’s general Chickenchop pleaded helplessly. “NONSENSE! WE’RE NEARLY WINNING YOU STUPID CHICKENCHOP! DO SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THE FIGHT!”After a mere 1 hour, King Victor’s army was defeated, and he himself was slain by the General from King Weixi’s army, General Songyangy. “SUCH a pity. This is was happens to evil bunnies that are too proud of themselves.”THE END.
HUH???!!!!
OMGOMGOMG
and SUMEI'S AH
Once upon a time, long long ago, in a country called Timtakhow, there was this poor village called Juju. Juju was named after a penniless samsui woman called Julie Poo. After Julie Poo died, the village was since named Juju(Julie Poo’s nickname) to remind the fellow villagers of Juju the painful lesson Julie Poo learnt as a result of Pride. Well, it all started like this. The village was in need of workers but could not afford to pay them a monthly wage. So, there was this competition where the villagers compete to give birth to free babies and sell them off each at $5. In addition, the woman who gave birth to the most babies could get an additional $150 with regards to the $5 per baby. The deadline given was 10 years as each baby needed to be in the woman’s stomach for 9 months. The response for this competition was marvelous as everyone in this village was poor. Of course, Julie Poo and her husband, Ben Tay signed up as well. After giving birth to a son who was given away to stay at the Government’s Office on the day he was born, the couple started trying for another. Now, they were leading. As Lex Tay Wei Xi, was born premature, staying only for 4 months in Julie Poo’s womb. After a week, Julie Poo became pregnant again, this time, with a girl which they prepared to name Yuka Tay Xing Ying. One day, after being pregnant with Yuka Tay for 2 months, while walking around with pride along the streets of Juju, there was this man Shawn Teo who was jealous that Julie Poo was winning the competition. He decided to grab this opportunity and make Julie Poo die. He scurried along with his bicycle and collected speed as he went. He knocked Julie Poo down and Julie Poo was experiencing a miscarriage. A midwife soon came to Julie Poo’s aid and Julie Poo died of overloss of blood. And the foetus Yuka Tay, was left inside Julie Poo’s womb, forever.Well, Julie Poo can be said as the seed, and Yuka and Lex can be the 2 vines. Life are Yuka and Lex, and death, Julie Poo. They died because of Pride.
I GIVE UP ON THESE PPL!